Does He Drink Coffee? (2017)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2017

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Larry continues the tradition of telling his beloved, true Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Will Larry finally "go clean" in this year's version? Then Larry talks about the classic movie "White Christmas" and recites the poem "I heard The Bells On Christmas Day" by Henry Wordsworth Longfellow.

Quote of the week: "I think you need somebody's panties in your pocket."

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0:00.0	And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr.
0:27.0	Mr. Mrs. America and everyone who really wants a big music box for Christmas.
0:32.6	Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:39.2	I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
0:41.9	And boy, is it a good time leading up to, well you coming into
0:45.6	December and then you're halfway through December and you're leading up to the holidays that that match Hanukah and Christmas although frankly
0:56.2	they don't really match it's just that they're about the same time but anyway
1:01.1	folks it's just gorgeous here. I'm on Milleronia and of course so is Colonel Jeff and he had a great flight in on his James Bond Goldfinger plane that he was promoted to and deserved.
1:17.0	And he had that, well, that great Taiwanese flight attendant and she makes him terrific martinis and has a
1:25.8	brand new suit already for him. He can go in the bathroom there which is a big
1:30.0	bathroom, not a plane bathroom and he can shave and shower and get all ready, well, for Miloronia.
1:38.7	And then she always likes to keep an eye on them though through those she's the suspicious type to be honest and
1:45.2	she there's no no it's just stupid there's no reason to do that but she looks
1:51.3	through and Colonel Jeff always knows when she's looking and he takes a little bit of that
1:56.3	shaving cream and just goes blip onto the little hole the magnifying hole in the wall or in the mirror and she said, whoop, well, I have a very idea.
2:09.6	But in any case, oh, it's a happy time of the year here, and as always that music makes me me and
2:17.2	the colonel feel so much better and it just makes us feel wonderful. That of course was the Tiny Tim Orchestra, the Rosemary Clooney dancers, and Boy Tener Mike Lucking asking the musical question,
2:31.0	Does Santa still leave a lump of coal if you're bad, or does that get
2:36.5	him in hot water with the EPA?
2:40.1	Yes, he does, Mike. He still leaves a lump of coal and you know what? He keeps that list.
2:47.8	And he does check it twice. See who's naughty and see who's nice.
2:53.0	See who's been naughty and see who's been nice.
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