Does Sam Morril Want To Start a Family?! | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos |ft. Gary Vider | Ep.178

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Bilt Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://www.joinbilt.com/CHAOS. Better Help Chrissy Chaos is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit https://www.BetterHelp.com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Wonderful Pistachios Visit https://www.WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal 19:57 Gary V 28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what?? 41:28 Talkin AIDs! 50:11 JJ Reddick and Lebron UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wonderful pistachios, let me tell you something dude. I got a box of these wonderful pistachios and yummy yummy in my tummy dude. I was covered in pistachio shells. I loved it. They've come out of their shells. They got the same delicious
0:13.8	taste but with a little less work for you. Less cracking, more snacking. They
0:17.4	don't have the shells. They've dishelled all the pistachios. So you're
0:20.1	just eaten just pure pistachio nuts.
0:22.9	I loved it.
0:24.6	Spice lovers go nuts.
0:26.0	It's time to get spicy with wonderful pistachio's newest no shells
0:30.0	flavor, jalapeno lime.
0:31.6	My kids loved them. Like legitimately loved them. They actually came to
0:36.7	the house when I was on the road. I came, they sent like five packages of it. When I got
0:40.4	home there was half a package left of pistachios because my kids were just little pistachio
0:44.1	monsters. They're crazy! They're pistachio psychos.
0:48.0	Next time you're shopping for snacks and you are craving something crunchy and satisfying.
0:53.2	Ditch the bag of chips and grab wonderful pistachios,
0:55.9	no shells, your body and taste buds.
0:57.6	We'll thank us.
0:58.2	R. I. Hi I'm Slushi.
1:04.0	So happy to have. Hi, I'm Slushy.
1:15.0	Wait, are the cameras rolling?
1:17.0	Thank you.
1:18.0	We got these nice jerseys.
1:19.6	Sam and I from the beautiful people at the Jesus Palace
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