Dollar Tree Stores Make Porn (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Are Dollar Tree stores secretly making porn? Langston and David deep dive into a listener's email finding a variety of these videos being made. Multiple cities have been listed in this conspiracy, so let's hope it's not happening at your local Dollar Tree! Somehow, Meek Mill is thrown into the mix putting out a bounty on this "mystery nutter." Also, the guys do live "research" on PornHub. Unfortunately, they are not our sponsors...yet! Lastly, they check in on a voicemail about black air force energy.
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| 1:30.2 | podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey man, what are you into? I have the hookup. The hookup? |
| 1:39.1 | The hookup? The hookup for what? I'm solving a mystery through sex and haven't made a private |
| 1:43.0 | dick joke until now. |
| 1:44.8 | Poppers? Why are there so many poppers? All roads lead to... The Hookup. You think it's causing people to turn agro? |
| 1:52.3 | I'm going to rip your arms off and use them to... |
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