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I have been thinking a lot this weekend about consumerism and capitalism and how it's

like impossible to critique this like conspicuous consumption of luxury without

people maligning you for having money and if you're poor and you critique it then

you just sound like this anarchist socialist. Like Noah and I, I know that's

like a weird intro but I have to tell you Noah and I for our anniversary decided

to do when we first met. We would, you know, you're childless and you're just dating and

you live in LA so we would like go for drinks and walk. We'd walk from bar to bar and

stop and cute shops which sort of evolved into like let's go to the grove and get a funny drink

at like the Nordstrom bar previously reserved for like moms with a credit card

and like board dads and it's fun! People high-end brands give you champagne because

you want to spend money when you're drunk and so lower and branched totally take

a page from that book because I will buy almost anything if I'm a little

tipped and you're nice to me. Tipped is how we say drunk and little tipped and so

we would go and like I would try on sunglasses and you get drunk and it's like

sell me stuff so we thought let's do that for this five year anniversary. We'll go

to, we're going to this sushi place that's like hidden away and right across the street

was I'm not going to say the name because I'm going to get in trouble. A mall that has

been like renovated and we made this plan and then like a couple of weeks before we

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