Don't Break Up Like This! (w/ Ryan Beck)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Ryan Beck (Girl Code) joins Nicole to discuss the worst places to be broken up with and debate when it’s acceptable to end a relationship over text. Nicole shares her experiences with threesome requests at meet & greets and the time she and her friend hooked up with long-lost brothers on a set of bunk beds.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:02.0	Why won't you date me?
0:07.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:11.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Please! Why won't you date me?
0:13.0	Please tell me why.
0:15.0	Ohhoo!
0:17.0	Ohhoo!
0:18.0	Oh!
0:20.0	Oh, baby! Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me a Podcast or Me
0:27.3	Nicole Byer. I was trying to figure out why I was so single for so long
0:31.9	even though you could give me a bottle of your cum and say,
0:36.8	this is actual guerrilla glue.
0:38.8	Ha ha ha ha!
0:49.0	My guess today is a comedian. I really got myself with that one. Who's been featured on Comedy Central, MTV's Girlcoat, and The Daily Show.
0:54.8	And he's a friend.
0:55.6	I've known him for so long.
0:56.9	I once woke him up because I was trying to make Carbonara.
1:00.1	But I scrambled those eggs real good.
1:02.4	It's Ryan back!
1:05.8	Boop be you boop boopo boop boop boopo boop
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