Dopey 371: Dopey Day AKA ChrisMiss in August 2022 with Annie and Annie, Heroin, Crack, Death, Relapse, Recovery, LSD

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

This week on Dopey! Happy Dopey Day! Merry Chris-Miss in August! We are joined by two Annie's! The first an OG Dope and founding member of Dopey Zoom from the UK and hear her harrowing relapse story. Second we have Annie, Chris's ex girlfriend who found his body after his tragic overdose. In between we have Dopey Nation songs, voicemails, emails and an extended old school dopey playback with me and Chris! Stay Strong Dopey Nation and fucking toodles! More About Dopey: Dopey Podcast is the world’s greatest podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit. Chris and I were two IV heroin addicts who loved to talk about all the coke we smoked, snorted and shot, all the pills we ate, smoked, all the weed we smoked and ate, all the booze we consumed and all the consequences we suffered. After making the show for 2 and a half years, Chris tragically relapsed and died from a fentanyl overdose. Dopey continued on, at first to mourn the horrible loss of Chris, but then to continue our mission - which was at its core, to keep addicts and alcoholics company. Whether to laugh at our time in rehab, or cry at the worst missteps we made, Dopey tells the truth about drugs, addiction and recovery. We continually mine the universe for stories rife with debauchery and highlight serious drug taking and alcoholism. We also examine different paths toward addiction recovery. We shine a light on harm reduction and medication assisted treatment. We talk with celebrities and nobodies and stockpile stories to be the greatest one stop shop podcast on all things drugs, addiction, recovery and comedy!

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0:00.0	Hello, are you a scumbag junkie or some worthless coquette?
0:04.2	Booze bag loser with little to no hope left?
0:07.1	Or maybe you're a stoner?
0:08.7	Scramming around all day hopelessly from one hit to the next,
0:12.3	hoping your buddy still has their sweet connect to that fire shit?
0:16.3	Is your life in the toilet? Well, don't fret. We have good news.
0:20.4	We have a ticket out of this life of restlessness, irritability and discontentment.
0:24.6	Now, I know what you're thinking.
0:26.0	Another detox? Another rehab? Fucking AA meetings?
0:30.2	Nope, it's something new.
0:31.6	And now, I know you dumb new school kids in the back are like,
0:34.5	it's crat, um, or kava, or melatonin or some shit.
0:38.0	No, no, no. And before you ask, no, it is not some outpatient program where you
0:42.0	sit around with other losers and lament all the dumb shit you've done.
0:44.9	No, our solution is finally easy, really easy.
0:48.0	Just plant your dumb ass in front of the computer and listen to dopey.
0:52.0	The podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
0:55.2	That's right, listen to 24 to 36 hours straight and watch your cravings just melt away.
1:00.8	That's right, dopey, on the dark comedy of drug addiction.
1:04.2	It's free, and it works.
1:05.7	Next time you have a craving, don't call the man tune into dopey.
1:09.8	Note, side effects of dopey may include stupidity, restless leg syndrome,
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