Doubling His Bank Account In One Day

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

David loses $6,000 over Spike Ball, Jason spends time with his ex-wife's new boyfriend for Christmas, and Natalie talks about the first time she was hit on. The gang shares their experiences with prom weekend, and someone gets ditched a few days before the big day. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:27.0	What's up guys? What about the views, the podcast where it's Christmas time?
0:33.0	Dave, people want to know. Will there be stories about masturbating on this views podcast?
0:39.0	Jason, both of you better not. I actually have a story about jerking off.
0:43.0	Oh my god.
0:44.0	There wouldn't be Christmas without a story about masturbating.
0:47.0	Guys, buckle down, get your family around, turn the fire on.
0:51.0	It's time to talk about jerking off. All right, roll the intro music.
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	It was Jack Fuckin' Wuk me up at 730 today.
1:04.0	Jack Reed?
1:05.0	What do you say?
1:06.0	Have you ever been on East Coast time and you forget that you're calling the West Coast?
1:11.0	Oh yeah, well yeah, yeah, I do that a lot. What happened?
1:13.0	Call me at 730. I was like, I thought some way he was dead.
1:17.0	We could say anything we want about Jack.
1:19.0	Because he doesn't even fucking listen to these.
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