Doug Stanhope Podcast #526 - "Doug Wants Your Couch"

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Michael Biehn calls the cops, Doug turns down offers and clears the room.

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Recorded July 25th, 2023 via ZOOM between Doug's Hotel Home (@dougstanhope), Bingo (@bingobingaman), Chad Shank's Homestead (@HDFatty), and Ggreg Chaille in Austin, TX (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:04.6	Perfect, perfect, you're, you know, you're off to the side a little, but
0:11.7	I know. I'm selling art on today's podcast.
0:16.4	Yeah, we worked that out. So yeah, we got the art. Oh, it looks great.
0:21.8	There's the flower. That's what we needed.
0:24.7	And this, yeah, we'll save it for the air.
0:28.6	Well, this is the air. Welcome, welcome everyone to the podcast, Doug.
0:32.8	Oh, shit. Let me get some volume here. So I'm not screaming when it's unnecessary.
0:39.2	You'll probably still scream. Yeah. No, and I took a part. I took a half a pot.
0:46.0	Right now, just right now, it's kind of like when it's done, you know,
0:50.6	acid or mushrooms on stage. The only time it went well is do it right when you're walking out.
0:55.9	Right when you're walking out or it asked beg for it from the stage in the first five minutes.
1:01.6	Yeah, that happened. That's a good time. That's on on.
1:08.4	So let me just start with this. You can maybe use it as a teaser when we when you tweet out this
1:15.7	episode. Driving yesterday, I get a call. Oh,
1:21.7	soon, it's spam and voice message. Hey, Mr. Stan, hope this is a detective, such and
1:29.6	self from the busy police department. I'm calling you about an incident with your car.
1:36.4	Please call me back at this number that I call back.
1:40.5	Goes, yeah, I don't know what you're aware of the incident with your, I go, I'm aware that I
1:46.8	loaned my car to Michael fucking bean. He goes, yeah, yeah, he started laughing.
1:58.8	And this is from the detective who knows way too much about, wait, this wasn't, this wasn't like
2:05.2	phone soliciting for like donations to the policemen's ball or something.
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