Doug Stanhope Podcast #528 - "Been Caught Stealin"
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Has Doug's criminal enterprise finally come to an end?
September 15th, 2023 Doug will be hosting the Shady Dell Comedy night with Billy Wayne Davis and featuring Andy Andrist and Kristine Levine. Tickets at https://www.bwdtour.com/ Shady Dell info - https://www.theshadydell.com/
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Recorded Aug 25th, 2023 at the Quiet House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), and Ggreg Chaille in Boise, ID. Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:05.4 | Got it |
| 0:07.1 | There you are |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah, no, I don't know if I'm getting a |
| 0:11.5 | Oh my |
| 0:13.0 | What's a difference between like eczema or plaques psoriasis? |
| 0:18.6 | What I don't know I'm getting like that you just go to a doctor rashy |
| 0:23.3 | No, I'm not going to fucking this is how it starts. We talked about this. I get a fucking colonoscopy |
| 0:30.5 | I get blood work. It's all like I just paid fucking |
| 0:35.3 | $358 I'm insured just for the guy I had to drive way out of my way to Palominos |
| 0:43.9 | To fucking get set up for |
| 0:46.8 | Wait, I already know I have to go for a colonoscopy. Why do I have to go drive to Palominos? |
| 0:53.3 | 25 minutes away for you to go. Yeah, it looks like you're getting set up for a colonoscopy |
| 0:59.9 | I go. Yeah, that's what I thought I was coming here for no, you just tell me that and then charge me |
| 1:06.4 | $385 |
| 1:10.0 | No, I get |
| 1:13.0 | Because that's happened to mine. What hang on I gotta turn your volume up |
| 1:19.1 | All right, go ahead |
| 1:21.4 | How's that test test one two |
| 1:25.2 | I'm just yelling at you. Anyway, the point is I never shaved |
| 1:31.3 | Because it always irritates my face, but now |
| 1:34.3 | I'm getting good and you know what according to the commercials if I have fucking |
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