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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Doug Stanhope Podcast #540 - "Life in the Slow Lane"

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A new intern shows up at the compound.

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Recorded December 2023 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Lane the Intern, Raider, and Bingo. Produced by Alex Hodgins. Edited by Chaille.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I don't know how much you listen to the podcast and for how long but we've had

0:10.6

had we've taken some bad chances in the past with the Charlie the intern and then

0:20.0

Bar Matt the barmaker

0:28.3

Experience that one yeah Bar mat the bar maker Yeah, I showed him the I showed him the finished product from the back of the mat. Yeah, it hasn't gone to the junkyard.

0:35.0

It's just because I want something, kind of like an apocalypse now where they hung corpses of the

0:40.1

traders out for the newcomers to see I keep that bar and go don't don't

0:46.8

promise the world and deliver this.

0:49.3

I actually said that when I first got here.

0:52.3

Did you would have been disappointed if I didn't get to see that,

0:55.0

that from the description of it?

0:58.0

It's so beautiful.

0:59.0

Yeah, I didn't know, I didn't show you there's still a sticky spot where the epoxy still has not months later

1:04.4

hardened. I'm not worried about satisfying you I'm worried about satisfying

1:09.1

Shaley. Yeah no that's really who you're auditioning for right now.

1:13.0

That's fair.

1:14.0

Yeah, Jaley won't be back to for about a month.

1:18.0

Hey, Britches!

1:21.0

Sidewig! Sidewig! Sidewig! That's what I call it. He's by sidepiece for Meatwig. Behind his

1:28.5

meatwig's bag. It's side. Oh, Britches is his name because trousers was the other tiger's that you're britches bingo oh yeah I thought

1:38.6

might get very confusing wow so yeah Wow. So yeah, yeah, Chaley's the hard cell.

1:48.0

Right. But, uh, yeah, you have time to lean into this.

1:54.0

You have, so you have no family to speak of.

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