Dr. Goofus and Mr. Gallant

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It's time to clear the docket! Eye-open kissing, the John-Claude Van Damme movie HARD TARGET, tacos, walking your mom to her car at night, 20 questions, and the return of the segment JUSTICE DELAYED!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bell of Jesse Thorn, where in Chambers this week,
0:08.0	clearing the docket. And with me is Brooklyn, New York City's own Judge John Hodgman. Hi, John.
0:13.5	Hi, Jesse. How are you? I have a problem. Oh, geez. How can I help you? Yeah. How can I help you?
0:19.8	Buddy, you know that I love to solve mysteries. I'm the new Spencer for hire. They got rid of Marky Mark.
0:25.1	Now it's me. This is truly, are you talking of course about the Robert B Parker series of Boston
0:29.8	based detective novels Spencer? Well, no, Spencer is the character. Spencer were hired as the TV
0:34.6	adaptations during Robert, Uric and Avery Brooks as a. They shot some of that at Brooklyn High School.
0:41.2	Later remade as a streaming film starring Marky Mark. Yes. Now I know, I know about that, but that's not
0:47.2	part of the Spencer extended universe as far as I'm concerned. Not part of my head cannon. Got it.
0:52.7	Well, how much of it did they shoot at Brooklyn High School in Massachusetts? That's a good point.
0:57.8	That's a good point. 0% I believe. So it doesn't exist. This is what I'm doing to qualify to be the
1:04.2	new Spencer for hire. I got an answering service and I'm going to call it from a payphone down by
1:10.0	the docs. That's all you need to be a detective. Yeah. Any messages? He also was a very, he was also
1:15.6	gourmet cook. Well, listen, I have a message for you. First of all, you've solved my problem
1:20.9	in terms of mood. I was in a fine mood. Now I'm in a great mood because you reminded me of Spencer.
1:27.0	But the mystery remains, spence, because I walked into my office to record this podcast.
1:34.6	My office smells like a dog. It's only a wet dog who's been all through this office.
1:39.5	And I don't, did you come over here with Sissy and Coco and rub them all over the walls?
1:44.3	No. Did Jonathan Colton get kicked out by his wife?
1:47.3	Jonathan Colton is not a dog. I love a dog. I love a cat. I love a dog. I love a cat. I love them both.
1:57.0	But dog smell is one that I only know from ancient memory of my Aunt Janice and Uncle
2:03.3	Dunk's dog chips. This is what it smells like in here. And I don't know what's going on.
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