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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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here.

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Hey guys, brand new episode of Two Bears One Cave,

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and I'm so glad you moved back to Los Angeles.

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It is so nice to have you here.

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It's wild that your hearing is back.

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That's incredible. How did that what was the

0:14.3

treatment? Oh my God that's what that is. What happened? You told that to

0:18.6

Nick Swardson. I told him. Do you know that I'm I am better used on this show when I don't do the show?

0:26.4

Well and people just Google I cannot believe and I'm so mad at our guys I'm having them get on it

0:31.5

have not done a montage of all your ailments

0:36.2

but over because it's it's really like a medical marvel because it is

0:42.3

gastrointestinal stuff,

0:43.8

neurological stuff.

0:45.0

I love the guys like Spade and Nick Swarzen

0:48.6

who just believe it.

0:50.0

Oh yeah.

0:50.4

And then they see me out and they're like, hey, you're up and about. And I'm like, yeah. And then they see me out and they're like, hey, you're up and about.

0:53.0

And I'm like, yeah.

0:55.0

Stuart was really affected by it.

0:59.0

He was like, he was, John Stuart.

1:01.0

Oh yeah, John Stuart saw me at the Netflix party, he goes,

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