DWARF MAMBA RETURNS! Life After Leaving Logan Paul, Working A 9-5 Job, Hawk Tuah Crypto Scandal
Impaulsive with Logan Paul
Logan Paul
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🗓️ 19 December 2024
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Our ex-roommate Dwarf Mamba RETURNS to discuss life after Logan Paul, quitting social media for a 9-5 job, Hawk Tuah’s crypto scandal, bone-chilling truth about NJ drones, Logan’s family disaster at Thanksgiving, Trump ending daylight savings, backlash following Luigi Mangione’s m*rder, how to talk to aliens & more…
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Timestamps:
0:00 Welcome Dwarf Mamba! 💥
1:49 Mike’s BAD Flight Experience..✈️
4:41 Dwarf Mamba Life Update! (9-5 Job?) 👨🏻✈️
12:45 Standing Up for Dwarfs! 🤬
18:28 Duke Dennis Rizzed Up Mike’s Girlfriend!! 😳
21:56 “When Are You Legally A Dwarf?’ 🤔
23:45 Dwarfs In Hollywood 🍿
27:17 Responding to ‘You Fell Off’ Comments! 😤
32:53 Logan’s Thanksgiving DISASTER w/ Jake Paul! 🦃
36:22 TAKE THE NOTE! 😡
41:10 Logan Explains The Drones Over New Jersey..🛸
47:01 Hawk Tuah Crypto Scandal…📉
49:40 Trans Aliens?! 👽
51:06 Trump & Biden’s New Policies?! ☀️
53:57 What The Government ISN’T Telling You..😱
1:05:09 Aliens Colonizing Earth Soon?! 👾
1:11:33 How To Talk To Aliens ✌️
1:14:54 Luigi Mangione Fallout! 🔫
1:24:14 Logan’s Meteorite! ☄️
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| 0:00.0 | Evan Eckenrode is back. |
| 0:01.9 | DeMom. |
| 0:02.8 | I'll be vulnerable. |
| 0:03.5 | I'll be real right now. |
| 0:04.3 | I'm at a reset. |
| 0:05.2 | I have a job now. |
| 0:05.9 | Nine to five. |
| 0:06.6 | Oh my God. |
| 0:07.7 | If they're real aliens, |
| 0:08.7 | welcome to our world. |
| 0:09.7 | Look how beautiful it is. |
| 0:11.0 | Look how we treat our CEOs that we have disagreements to us. |
| 0:14.8 | People come in my, go like you fell off. That doesn't hurt me because I've never thought I was out of place too fall. |
| 0:21.7 | You do this thing. You'll talk a lot, but then you don't listen. Yeah, because nobody else has |
| 0:25.7 | anything good to say. You would have had a hard time at that Thanksgiving. It was the first time |
| 0:30.2 | we really got together and I realized how f***ed up we are. I was going to ask at what point. |
| 0:36.1 | Are you legally a dwarf? Yes, because |
| 0:37.9 | It's not a legal thing. |
| 0:39.1 | Not going to go to jail |
| 0:40.1 | door fraud. |
| 0:42.2 | Because Hatu is out now. |
| 0:44.0 | Anywho |
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