Dylan Mulvaney is Legally Blonde

So True with Caleb Hearon

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Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 975 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Welcome back! This week’s guest is the fabulous Dylan Mulvaney! Dylan and Caleb talk about everything from Broadway Musicals, in flight emergencies, the South of France, Judy Garland, and much more! Subscribe to our YouTube channel for full video episodes! https://youtube.com/@sooootruepod?si=v6jSeGm7tdow05Rg Join our Patreon for an exclusive extended interview with Dylan and other bonus content! https://patreon.com/SoTruePodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_c...

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0:00.0	And then they put me in like the quarantine at LAX and I have to talk to these men and they're like,
0:04.0	where have you been traveling? I think they thought, I think it was giving like a Bola or something.
0:07.2	And I was like, no, I swear, I was a Borbore Ambien.
0:11.0	And then I go, they were like well where were you
0:12.8	you know why were you I was supposed to not I was going to not be able to fly for like three days
0:16.1	or something and I was like I have tickets to Hamilton and they were like oh shit and this was like
0:20.6	ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And this
0:26.0	green drink and I'm just nervous. I'm like drinking this green drink
0:29.0	and I'm just nervous that people are going to think that I'm healthy
0:32.0	but it's like a mint chocolate chip ice cream shake thing
0:35.2	I'm not going to let anyone think you're healthy. Okay, thank you so much. We're going to edit this whole thing to make you look extremely
0:40.0	unhealthy. I'm going to edit in like cartons of cigarettes laying around you.
0:44.0	Oh that sounds so good.
0:45.0	McDonald's wrappers in the background.
0:47.0	Oh my God, when I was 16, my car was just filled with McFlurries.
0:50.0	Really? Yeah?
0:52.0	Yeah. I love her. How are you? How are you, huh?
0:56.0	Good. I haven't seen you in a second. Well, you've been avoiding me. Have I? Oh, yeah, I'm a bad texture. You've been avoiding me like the plague. Really bad texture. I can't get it. No, I'm just kidding.
1:04.6	I saw you was what, my birthday party? Yes, that was a good party.
1:08.5	Thank you.
1:09.5	Cute venue. Cute venue.
1:10.5	Cute, Vigneur.
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