E169 Logan Paul’s Addiction, Trapped with Girlfriends, Preparing for Doomsday - IMPAULSIVE EP. 169

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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As the nationwide quarantine continues, the boys continue to lose their minds. Boredom leads to Tik Tok, Tik Tok leads to sex, and sex leads to Doomsday. Are you prepared to survive the apocalypse?

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0:00.0	We're all out of wave of abstinence to my Instagram bio. It's so serious I am about it.
0:04.6	I mean you're focused on the the creation right now. That takes a lot of energy. I prefer to be crazy babies.
0:09.7	What do you though? Yeah, yeah, right now. Yeah, no
0:20.5	We're rolling right now. Oh wait, so you're the fastest man on the planet. I will I will yes and you're going to be
0:26.0	2020 Olympics, right?
0:27.3	Word hasn't that that's not happening. They're not happening. Oh
0:31.1	2020 everything's canceled everything and also the 2020 Olympics because I said I would be doing those are
0:37.6	in Tokyo so can't go can't go back there double negative for me
0:43.4	Most importantly, I'm also not athletic enough to run in the Olympics. Welcome back to Impulse to the number one podcast in the world weird times
0:49.8	Weird times look at my giggling. I do know is the energy is
0:52.9	No, no, no, no, no, no, because I got groundhog day because we just did that all open once
0:58.3	We did we did the open again because none of our regular employees are here are my assistant Danny is running the
1:05.4	Soundboard she is our sound engineer Danny you you're amazing diversified talent right there
1:10.1	Our producer Dylan has turned into pillows of animals that have unfortunately passed and then
1:16.9	Andre if you do a little swivel the garage is completely in shambles if you saw the last vlog we put a kitty pool in the garage
1:24.4	We jumped in at water spilled everywhere mold and mildew started to fill the house. I'm allergic to mildew
1:28.8	Matt couldn't breathe in this long breathe at all. We had to take the carpet out. It's a fucking disaster
1:33.5	Garage doors open first first podcast in all of all time where the garage door is open
1:39.0	Yeah for the podcast. I don't even want to point out the echo because I feel like if I say it then you'll start to hear it
1:44.8	But I can hear this echo happening in the house because yeah, because you just did that you just pointed out yeah
1:50.3	Exactly that I wouldn't do cuz a lack of carpet. Yeah, yeah, like who six of change the acoustics are day these are weird
1:57.2	Fucking times like at what point does it go from
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