E182 Logan Paul is a Simp, The Best Way to Die, Kidnapping Monkeys - IMPAULSIVE EP. 182

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

It’s 2020. Simps are getting all the BJs, monkeys are kidnapping children, and the ocean is glowing BLUE! In addition: the world’s strongest men are fighting, Greg Paul wants to die a piece of sh*t (while Logan prefers to fight a gorilla to the death), and views ≠ happiness.

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0:00.0	Simp for your fucking girl. No, no, no, no, no.
0:02.0	See, no, I gotta go.
0:03.0	I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
0:04.0	You gotta stop.
0:05.0	Because you're making it hard for those of us, Mike.
0:06.5	You're making it hard for all of us.
0:07.5	No breakfast and bed.
0:08.5	What?
0:09.5	No breakfast and bed for your girl?
0:10.5	You want breakfast and bed?
0:11.5	Oh, Mike, let me ask you a question.
0:13.5	Are you making her breakfast and bed?
0:15.5	Or is Chef Katie making her breakfast and bed?
0:17.0	And you're walking it from downstairs to upstairs.
0:18.5	I'll do that.
0:19.5	I will do that.
0:20.5	I will do that.
0:26.5	Yo, are you fucking...
0:28.0	Have you ever noticed that Evan is the fucking bully of the house?
0:30.0	He's the biggest bully in the house.
0:31.5	Yeah.
0:32.5	Hands out.
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