E205 Ellen Degeneres Probably Hates You - IMPAULSIVE EP. 205

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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In this episode, the boys figure out how to stop the ban of Tik Tok, discuss Dwayne Johnson’s $15M dollar XFL acquisition, the truth about Ellen and her sharp sense of smell, the lyrical songbird known as “6ix9ine,” and how to eat your friend if you ever got lost in the jungle. If it doesn’t involve cannibalism, it ain’t IMPAULSIVE.

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0:00.0	and dway in the rock Johnson took a break from saving skyscrapers and stopping Godzilla from burning down the city.
0:08.0	And he said, nope. I'm gonna buy the fucking XFL for $15 million.
0:13.0	$15 million? This was dumb, bro. This was dumb.
0:16.0	I had a very notable explosion on a girl yesterday who not just a girl.
0:31.0	My ex assistant, bro. I want crazy.
0:34.0	And my girlfriend to a flip down hurt. Let me tell you a few things air conditioning broken hot water in my room broken gates broken.
0:44.0	Chef broke just trapped in the mic away.
0:48.0	Broken. There nothing is working. I'm just rest out. It's meeting after fucking meeting after podcasts after showing I'm not complaining, but I'm fucking complaining.
0:56.0	Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Well, it's it must be hard.
0:59.0	Yeah, a lot of personal problems because of blue chew. It's quite hard actually.
1:02.0	It's sponsored up.
1:03.0	Yes. So welcome back to the ball. So number one podcast in the world.
1:07.0	I'm over COVID-19. So I am dedicating the rest of my life to finding a cure. I'm not. Why has no one done that yet?
1:14.0	It's working on. Are they? Yeah.
1:16.0	Yeah. Please. Not easy because imagine this even if they do find a cure.
1:20.0	What's good? How long is it going to take to roll this out to five to seven billion people?
1:25.0	Did you see the thing? They were like, well, what will the military's role be in the COVID vaccine rollout? And Donald Trump was like, well, they will be.
1:33.0	Why am I? I can't even fucking do accents. You'll have one. We talk about this. Oh, the pirate.
1:38.0	It's me true. Jody walk the blank. Walk the fucking blank. Mate. No, but he's going to use the military in a very big and major way.
1:50.0	Always going to shrink them to fight the bacteria.
1:53.0	To exterminate the vaccine. So he's going to he's saying like if it comes down to war with coronavirus. Korea. Korea.
2:00.0	North Korea. North Korea. So yeah, the vaccines like almost ready. There's some trials in place. And by the way, some fucking
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