E504 Matt McCusker

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Matt McCusker is a stand-up comedian and podcaster known for his show “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast” with co-host Shane Gillis. His first special “The Speed of Light” is available on YouTube, and you can catch him on tour this summer. Matt McCusker joins Theo to chat about what it was like growing up as “Fat Matt” in Philly, his old life of committing (non-violent) crimes, his first failed attempt at going straight, the black wife effect, America’s lifeguard shortage, how being a dad changed him for the better, and much more. Matt McCusker: https://www.instagram.com/mccuskermatthewj/?hl=en ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: PrizePicks: Download the Prize Picks app and use CODE: THEO. Prize Picks will match your deposit up to $100. BlueChew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO at checkout to try BlueChew for free - just pay $5 shipping! Babbel: Go to http://babbel.com/theo to get up to 60% off your subscription. Morgan & Morgan: If you’re ever injured, visit https://forthepeople.com/thispastweekend or dial Pound LAW (#529). Their fee is free unless they win. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.
0:05.0	Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.
0:12.0	Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.
0:15.0	Boom!
0:16.0	Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.
0:27.0	Fueling mischief with petty flu.
0:30.0	I have some new tour dates to announce. I will be in Cork, Ireland on June 9th at
0:39.2	Live at the Marquis. Tickets for this show go on sale Tuesday, May 21st at 2 p.m. local time. We also have
0:48.8	tickets remaining in New York, New York on May 31st, Belfast UK on June 6th, London June 16th, Idaho Falls, Salt Lake City, and Las Vegas, Nevada.
1:06.0	We will be down there on July 5th and 6th
1:10.0	for the 4th of July weekend.
1:12.0	Get all your tickets at Theovon.com. for the 4th of July weekend.
1:12.7	Get all your tickets at Theovon.com slash to you are
1:17.6	and thank you so much for your support.
1:21.4	Today's guest is a comedian. He's a podcaster. He's the co-host of Matt and Shane's secret
1:28.7	podcast. He has a special that just premiered last year called The Speed of Light.
1:35.0	He's touring now everywhere. I'm grateful to get to spend time with him.
1:40.0	Today's guest is Matt McCusker.
1:44.0	Shide that light on me.
1:50.0	I'll sit and tell you my stories
1:54.0	Shine on me
1:59.0	and I will find a song
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