E516 Competitive Kingdom

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Theo returns with a solo episode to talk about the recent heat wave he experienced in Las Vegas, what makes a WNBA game unique, and his time in Europe including what makes Irish drinking different, the lack of female presence, and their ability to live in the moment. He closes the show listening to voicemails including some about people’s maiden voyages of having their crotch touched. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at www.valorrecoverycoaching.com or email them at [email protected] Modiphy: Visit https://www.modiphy.com/theo for 50% off the Last Website You’ll Ever Need. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Cam https://www.instagram.com/cam__george/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, let's get some tour dates that we have. I, August 30th and 31st, these are new.
0:06.0	We'll be back in Las Vegas, Nevada at Resorts World, Las Vegas.
0:10.0	That is during LSU and USC weekend, University of Southern California.
0:18.5	So if you want to come laugh during that weekend,
0:20.8	be grateful to have you there, It's going to be a joy.
0:23.4	Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, September 25, North Little Rock, September 26, Springfield, Missouri, September 27, Kansas City, Missouri, September 28, Sioux Fall, South Dakota,
0:41.4	October 10th, Lacrosse, Wisconsin, October 11th, 10th,
0:43.0	Wisconsin, October 11th, Green Bay, Wisconsin,
0:45.0	on October 12th, and Moline, Illinois,
0:48.0	October 13th.
0:50.0	Grateful for all of those.
0:52.0	Get your tickets at Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R- and there are other shows too you can
0:58.3	find them all on the website and I appreciate you guys to support. I can't believe this that we've gotten to do this. Thank you. We got new
1:08.5	merch guys. We have new color ways for the be good to yourself t-shirts we have blue gene granite bay and
1:16.4	banana check all that and more at theovon store dotcom the only place we sell merch.
1:25.0	Boom. Boom. She got them. She got them.
1:31.0	Shorty want a thug, baby, that's what they say.
1:35.0	That's what they say, that's what they say, baby,
1:38.0	Shorty want a thug.
1:40.0	Do shorty want a thug though?
1:44.0	Look at Ask Bad Baby right now.
1:47.0	You know, Shorty don't want that thug, you feel me.
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