E518 A Mall Cop

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Gus Parsons is a security professional who worked for 10 years as a mall cop in San Diego, CA, where he was born and raised. Theo is joined by a mall cop to talk about everything that’s going on behind the scenes at America’s malls. They chat about the training process, the different types of mall cops you’ll see on the job, his most memorable takedowns, why it’s so easy to shoplift nowadays, dealing with drunk Santas, what’s really been going on at Hot Topic, and much more. Gus Parsons: https://www.instagram.com/micdupwithgus/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. BlueChew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO at checkout to receive your first month free - just pay $5 shipping! Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code WEEKEND for $20 off your first purchase. Zocdoc: Go to http://zocdoc.com/theo to find and book a top-rated doctor today. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Producer: Cam https://www.instagram.com/cam__george/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I got a few tour dates to tell you about Wallingford, Connecticut, Portland, Maine, Banger
0:06.8	Maine, Monckton, Canada.
0:10.9	Las Vegas, Nevada will be back for the USC LSU Football Weekend.
0:16.2	Oklahoma City, Northern Little Rock, Springfield, Missouri, Kansas City, Missouri,
0:21.3	Missouri, Sioux Falls, South Dakota,
0:23.8	Lacrosse, Wisconsin, Green Bay, Wisconsin, Moline, Illinois.
0:28.9	You can get tickets for those at Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R.
0:34.4	Thank you so much for your support.
0:37.0	Today's guest served 10 years as a mall cop.
0:42.2	You know who I'm talking about, that fellow that's just looking all beast mode outside of
0:46.6	the cinnabond, baby, you know what I'm talking about.
0:49.3	That build-a-bear badass, baby. Mall-copping.
0:54.0	We get into it all the stories, the stealing, the sex.
0:58.0	E-grateful for his time today's guest is Mallcop Gus Parsons. I'll sit and tell you my stories shine on me and I will find a song I was singing.
1:25.0	I'm on the song. I'm gonna go. Gus Parsons, thanks for coming in, man.
1:35.0	Hey, I'm, shit, I'm glad to be here, bro.
1:39.0	You've worked in security for 20 years, right?
1:41.0	Mall Cop.
1:42.0	Mall Cop. For 10 years. 10 years,
1:44.0	10 years.
1:45.0	10 years. 10 years.
1:46.0	Did you?
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