E565 Bert Kreischer

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and actor known for his shows “Bertcast”, “Something’s Burning” and “2 Bears 1 Cave” with Tom Segura. His new special “Lucky” premieres March 18th on Netflix. Bert Kresicher joins Theo to talk about winning at couples therapy, the long lost pilot he and Theo made years ago, and why his next big project could be a Bollywood music video. Bert Kreischer: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Draftkings: The fun of the basketball season continues with the most fun way to play fantasy sports – Pick 6 from DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code THEO. Play $5, get $50 in Pick 6 credits. Better payouts. Bigger wins. Only with Pick6 from DraftKings. The Crown is yours. https://www.draftkings.com/ Moonpay: Looking to get into crypto? Head over to https://Moonpay.com/Theo to sign up. Acorns: Go to http://acorns.com/theo to get a $20 bonus investment when you start saving & investing with Acorns. Shopify: Go to http://shopify.com/theo to sign up for your $1-per-month trial period today. NetSuite: Go to http://netsuite.com/theo to download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning. ------------------------------------------------- Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Help is available for problem gambling. Call (888) 789-7777 or visit ccpg.org (CT). 18+ in most eligible jurisdictions, but other age and eligibility restrictions may apply. Valid only in jurisdictions where DraftKings Pick6 operates. Pick6 not available everywhere, including, but not limited to NY, and CA-ONT (for up-to-date list of jurisdictions please visit pick6.draftkings.com/where-is-pick6-available). Void where prohibited. 1 per new Pick6 customer. $5+ first Pick Set to receive $50 issued as non-withdrawable Pick6 Credits that expire in 14 days (336 hours). Ends 3/31/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Terms: pick6.draftkings.com/promos Sponsored by DraftKings. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Cam https://www.instagram.com/cam__george/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:53.6	Today's guest is a stand-up comedian a podcaster an actor you know him from his
0:59.5	shows burtcast and two bears one cave with tom sagura he's got a new special coming out on
1:06.5	Netflix called lucky which premieres march 18th i'm grateful to have my friend The Machine here today, Mr. Bert Kreischer.
1:19.0	Shine on me and I will find a song I've been singing
1:27.5	I'm a step
1:28.3	Oh
1:29.3	Really
1:32.3	There's a woman out there teaching her kid had to ride a bike
1:38.4	I can do it in five minutes
1:40.2	You want to do it?
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