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So you might have noticed that seated at Trump's inauguration were the three richest men in America, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk.

Combined, these three broligarchs have six testicles and $880 billion.

That's nearly $ billion bucks a nut.

But have you noticed that these nerds look a little less dwebby than they used to?

I mean, Elon was a balding code gremlin before his glow up.

Bezos, once a simple dork, is today the most jacked and taught 61-year-old on the planet.

And just a couple years ago, Zuck was a pasty-faced robot

glitching out before Congress, but now he looks like the most swagged out real estate agent in all of Orlando.

He looks like a TikToker who quit his dad's used card dealership to do pranks with his boys.

He looks like a piece of broccoli who got a billabong gift card.

There's something weird going on here. Why exactly do these guys have so much to prove? Why does Zuck need to show us he's lifting

big weights? Why does Musk need to tell us he's the world's greatest gamer? And why

does Bezos desperately feel the need to share a shirtless selfie every 30 seconds.

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