Listen, listen motherfuckers. What's going on? I'm pissed today. This is an emergency podcast. I had to pull the boys and I had to wrangle this shit in. This is going out on Friday. We're fucking angry. I'm so angry.

There's so much drama going on and built up aggression inside me. So I posted a story. Now this isn't about the NASA and Jaden shit. We didn't give a fuck about that shit going on over here. We mind our business. I posted a story on my Instagram and I was doing like a this or that thing. And I'm like, would you rather have 100 plus bodies or have one partner forever? 150,000 people said votes for one partner forever and 40,000 people said 100 plus bodies. The numbers don't mean shit.

But the DMs I had off the back end of that. I had girls DMing me saying, I've had sex with the 100 plus people and no one's made me come. I've had I had so many messages from girls saying that no one's made them come. Now I'm not going to come in and hear and say, I'm a fucking shining night and fucking glistening white armor and I'm going to make you fucking come. That's like I don't have 100% success rate.

But I do know a couple of things. I have been with a couple of people and I have I really do sit down and like listen to myself and what's going on.

So ladies, man, what the fuck is going on? I was reading. I was reading this thing. One in four women have never come to ever. That's crazy. I come every time. I come every day. Yes, I beat off before I come here. Yeah, I'm beat enough right now on the table.

Is that what that smell is?

No, I'm actually I'm actually pissed. Now look, if you follow me, if you listen to the podcast, anything like that, I consider you a friend.

I'm looking at a vagina on my screen here. I consider you a friend and I consider like I want to tell you what I do.

And like, here's a thing.

Am I a sex coach? Am I the best sex people have ever had? Probably not.

Abby knows. I listen to everything Harry tells me.

No, but I'm no expert and look, there's no right or wrong way to have sex, but I just want you to come. I want you to have a good time.

I want you to fucking cream and curdle and squirt and fucking have goose bumps. I want you to do it all. Like it's just so frustrating when you're my friend.

And I know you're not coming like you should. All right. Sorry.

I got silent there for a second. Do you think she had phones, please?

You look like shit. I don't you know you'd be ugly. Come on. I appreciate that. I appreciate you. I'd be pissed if I was editing having to look at my hair, sticking out.

That's what I have a whole time. I have a story. She had a piece up there and I regretted that I never told her. I told her, but you did. I did. I was like, hey, yeah, it took me like 15 minutes of like

leaving. Yeah. I was I felt horrible because I'll sit there looking at her staring at her. Who's gonna tell everybody who's commenting like, hey, I'll

Felpha. Anyway, this isn't about time. We know she's having great sex. Anyway, okay, I'm pissed. This is I'm going to walk you through everything

about like how I do it. The process is and like there's no right like every time I have sex, it isn't like this is a

stepbook like how I fuck like every every different time there's different experiences. Sometimes it has more meaning. Sometimes it's more

heartfelt. Sometimes it's rough and dirty and sweaty and like speedy and hairy and whatever you name it. Sometimes it's like that. It's not

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