Emmy violently (yet lovingly) attacks Ian as they reunite!

EMMY AND IAN NEED HELP

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Comedy

5 • 818 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Surprise! Ian is BACK! and he's running the show solo! That is until he is abruptly interrupted by Emmy who was hiding in the podcast studio the entire time. Without pause, Emmy leaps onto the table and hurls her body at Ian breaking his clavicle, knee, cheek bone, and tailbone. He is Suing and we're not allowed to say more at this time...but if you're still reading this go comment the 🍆 emoji on all of emmy's socials See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Emmy and me and need help.
0:03.0	They're on their way.
0:04.3	On their way.
0:05.2	Here to slay, but they need some help.
0:08.5	They need some help.
0:10.7	Hi, guys.
0:11.4	Welcome back to Emmie the bitch.
0:14.0	The only podcast where you can see me and not Emmy.
0:18.2	So yeah, I'm alone here this week.
0:20.0	I have Pizza Hut. Thank you, Pizza Hut. We love you. I love you.
0:24.6	And, you know, everyone is saying like, ugh, like fuck Ian, like honeymish or this, honeymestered that.
0:32.0	But honestly, the thing about that is I don't really care. This is me having like a humble moment because most influencers, and I am an influencer on a large scale, and like a lot of people care about me.
0:44.3	Um, so I'm just here eating my pizza alone.
0:47.3	Fuck you bitch!
0:48.3	What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What are you doing?
0:56.0	What the fuck are you doing?
0:58.0	Get the fuck out of here!
1:02.0	Listen!
1:03.0	I just almost spit up my pizza hut.
1:09.0	Welcome back to...
1:10.0	I mean, me, and need help.
1:13.6	It was all...
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