BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts

This podcast contains strong language and adult content.

Oh, genius! Genius! Genius!

Hello children and welcome to my spiffing podcast.

Before you unwrap your sardine sandwiches and gather around your wireless device,

let me tell you about some of the wonderful people I met on the way here.

One was a dark gentleman, one a mere woman, and an actual Polish.

Dancing a merry eastern jig as I tossed a thruppens into his garish begging sack.

That's right folks!

Ianid Blighten is today's evil dreiviest subject.

She will join an illustrious canon of individuals who have come before my panels and had their

bastard hood evaluated.

Catch up now if you haven't, but in summary Richard Pryor, violent bastard,

Evelyn War, snobby bastard, and Margaret Thatcher, bastard bastard.

By the end of today's mud-slinging poison fest,

my panel will be forced to simplistically vote Ianid Blighten, either evil or genius.

Any attempt at student-y, I'm not sure, remember, nothing has meaning anymore.

Blue is green and concepts mean nothing in 2018 will be violently shot down.

The children's author, the proponent of jolly adventures and lashings of ginger beer,

Ianid Blighten. Was she more evil?

Or genius.

And my panel today, Rachel Fairburn.

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