President and Vino House plant Joe Biden says Republicans are semi-fascist and he's determined

to show them how to go the whole hog. In what was either a speech or one of those YouTube videos

where they take the Hitler screaming scene from downfall and put in funny subtitles about

football or in this case for Republicans, the president launched a bold new political strategy

of demonizing half the country instead of attending to runaway inflation, skyrocketing crime,

our unprotected border and the fact that public schoolteachers don't believe there are two

genders because they're not sure how much too is. For those of you who missed the speech because

you were busy trying to arrange safe passage to a free country, the Daily Wire has printed out

116 transcripts which we plan to mail to each and every Republican who is not currently under

investigation by the FBI. Biden delivered the speech while standing in front of Philadelphia's

Independence Hall which was lit with hellish fiery red lights to remind voters of his new campaign

slogan, Abandon all hope and change ye who enter here translated from the original German,

the speech read as follows quote, my fellow Americans and I don't mean you Republicans,

we the people and I don't mean you Republicans came to this sacred place in Philadelphia to write

the Constitution that has it last put total power into my hands. Today democracy is under threat

from Mago Republicans who are extreme because they don't agree with the majority of Americans

which is 23% according to public schoolteachers. These filthy fascist disgusting ugly stupid

Mago Republicans are full of hate and divisiveness instead of glowing with a kindly or of love

and unity like all of us who oppose those stinking bastards. These Mago Republicans are demonic,

racist, child devouring zombies and that's not hyperbole because I ask some public school

teachers to define hyperbole and they said it was how you greeted your friend if his name is

perbole. So that's not this. These Mago Republicans fan the flames of violence on January 6th.

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