The Martha's Vineyard Neighborhood Association of Selfish and Title Tempered Grits has released a

statement attacking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis saying, quote,

Governor DeSantis acted in flagrant violation of federal law by exposing our association

of selfish and title hypocrites as selfish and title hypocrites. At least we assume that's

a flagrant violation of federal law. If it's not, what are the little people paying taxes for?"

Unquote DeSantis cruelly tricked 50 illegal immigrants into going to Martha's Vineyard by telling

them it was a lovely summer colony of sandy beaches and beautiful homes filled with leftists who

wholeheartedly believe in unpoliced American borders and would therefore welcome them with open

arms if they had an ounce of integrity. DeSantis revealed his evil intentions by chuckling darkly as he

spoke the words, if they had an ounce of integrity and by then muttering to himself,

and if pigs could fly, it would rain bacon. One illegal, speaking in his native hellhole,

told a translator, quote,

When I reached the vineyard and saw the many signs that said,

we believe no person is illegal, I was overjoyed because my English is not so good and I thought

those words meant we believe no person is illegal. It was very cruel of Ron DeSantis not to explain

how wrong I was. Unquote. Bravely fighting back against the malevolent DeSantis,

some vineyard residents clarified the signs for the illegals so that they now read, quote,

we believe it is good to put up a sign that says we believe no person is illegal,

after which we will call the National Guard and have your brown suckers bust out of here so fast

will still have time to play a quick 18 holes at farm neck where the views by the way are

absolutely breathtaking. Unquote. As Martha's vineyard residents waived a tearful sangria at the

departing illegals, they suddenly found themselves besieged by flocks of journalists who came out of

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