Ep. 1106 - Make America Hilarious Again

The Andrew Klavan Show

News Commentary, News

4.8 • 22.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0	Soar into a new age of adventure with World of Warcraft Dragonflight.
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0:30.3	President and Vinyl Houseplant Joe Biden met with make-believe President, but really
0:34.8	murderous dictator Xi Jinping this week, in an effort to improve relations between China
0:39.7	and the part of China that used to be the United States.
0:43.3	Before the meeting, Houseplant Biden told reporters he planned to ask dictator Xi some
0:48.2	hard questions like, what is the capital of Indonesia?
0:52.4	How do you get the fortune inside the cookie without breaking the cookie, or do you roll
0:56.9	the fortune into the raw dough?
0:58.9	But then why doesn't the fortune catch fire when you cook the dough?
1:02.6	And is it really a fortune if it doesn't tell the future?
1:05.5	And if it does tell the future, how do Chinese people know what the future is?
1:09.2	Also, what does Mugu Guy Pan mean?
1:12.6	Biden said if Xi could answer any four of these questions correctly, he would win the
1:16.4	risk home game so he could play it taking over the world as a relaxing break from taking
1:21.2	over the world.
1:23.2	President Xi said he would be asking tough questions of President Biden as well, like,
1:27.8	what's that behind you?
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