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So we had our friend Zach over the other day,

and we had a very detailed discussion about restaurants with punny sandwich names.

Not even like a pun. I think a whole phrase and there's like several words and it's really

embarrassing to read. For example, I got a sandwich that evening called the Emilio Pestovets.

Oh yeah.

I, you know me, I'm a fan of a good pun.

Yeah. And so I tend to...

You liked it.

I tend to enjoy them.

I mean, I think it's better than like a sandwich has got a weird name.

Like the place we've got sandwiches from has another one called the Gooch.

And I just feel weird ordering that every time.

There was a time where I was at, I think it was Friendlies.

I just remember.

That seems like the place that would have a punny name like that.

It was like me and a couple of friends after like drama.

And we were there and one of our friends ordered like this. It basically like an intense grilled cheese and it was on Texas toast so it was like really obnoxiously thick with three Cs and the name of it I can't remember but it was like a whole sentence basically and it was like so embarrassing when he ordered it and we were all like making fun of him like before and everything.

When he was like I'm still going to do it. And like there was another thing on there too. I can't remember.

Wasn't there like their mint chocolate chip Sunday called the monster mint instead of the monster mash?

You know what I mean? The monster mash is like a fucking Halloween song. Oh, it probably was. I didn't get that Sunday because that was for the basic people.

Well, I was the basic person and it had like mint chocolate chip ice cream and then I think

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