It's pride month when fetishists marched down the street bearing their buttocks and

declare their pride in loud voices so as to drown out the excoriating inner whisper of their shame.

So, hooray.

Today, to kick off the pride, we celebrate a sexual deviance historic achievement in sports

at the recent All-Atlantic regional track and field championships where a a man pretending to be a woman

outrace the real women for the first time ever except for all the other times.

Now many people feel that a man pretending to be a woman so he can outrace real women is little more than a grifter

protected by a widespread grifter culture

populated by academics and journalists and other sorts of grifters, but in fact a new scientific study by Dr. Thaddeus grifter refutes that claim.

In the abstract or summary of the study, Dr. grifter explains the science of transgenderism this way, quote,

think of three playing cards lying face up. Two of them are male jacks and one is a female queen. I turn the cards over and tell you to keep your

eye on the queen, then I mix them up and ask you to find the queen. You point to the card you think is

the queen, but it turns out to be the Jack. That's transgenderism and now you owe me $20."

Dr. Grifter expanded on his study in an interview at the Melendale Correctional Facility for women where under the name of

Carol Gifter he is serving a five-year term for raping his cellmate.

Dr. Gifter said quote, like any other mammal, human beings are nothing more than flesh

machines that change through evolution which selects those machines that are best

suited for sexual reproduction. This evolutionary process has produced two sexes which we call men and

women, the men for impregnating the women and the women for transforming a clump

of cells into a human being by passing it through the magic vagina place and then feeding it with

her mammary glands which is why we're called mammals and also why I just can't keep

my hands off those saucy vixens. Now evolution has worked for thousands of years to produce

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