As I told you many months ago, this presidential election is kind of a face-off between men and women.

Donald Trump has an 8% lead with male voters because men believe Trump will restore our tattered economy

and draw us out of endless wars that threaten to expand into a worldwide conflagration.

Kamala Harris has a 9% lead with female voters because women want to kill their babies and they have no capacity for reason.

Now, please don't think I'm totally unsympathetic with women's goals.

We all want to kill their babies.

They're expensive and they're constantly covered with snot.

So you just have to walk into the same room with them and you're in bed for the next two weeks with some unidentifiable infection that

normally only occurs in herds of wild goats living in isolated sections of Turkmenistan.

But I do think that the right to vote and the capacity for reason ought to be linked in some way,

maybe through a constitutional amendment requiring voters to take a reasoning test,

or maybe just by telling all the women that the

elections on Wednesday so they show up late. Because there have been certain developments over

these last several days that make me think that the people planning to vote for Kamala,

whether they're women or men aspiring to be women or even just men aspiring to be Tim Walz,

are not thinking as clearly as maybe they ought to be. For instance,

recently, many journalists and other Democrats have made the argument that Donald Trump is a

Nazi because he held a rally at New York's famous Madison Square Garden and the Nazis

held a rally at the Garden in 1939. Now, if you're a man and have the capacity for reason

or you're married to a man and got it that way, you might find yourself thinking, gee, that doesn't make any sense.

I mean, whenever music played at the garden, Trump danced around clumsily like a performing bear, so it was really more like the recent Taylor Swift concert there than the old Nazi rally.

And I thought women loved Taylor Swift.

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