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🗓️ 1 February 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, the Oscar nominations are in, and I don't care either. |
0:03.6 | But it is interesting to note that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and other Waste of God's |
0:07.8 | precious gift of life have chosen to nominate movies no one saw, celebrating perversions |
0:12.7 | no one cares about, in order to parade a virtue they don't have to an audience that is no longer |
0:17.3 | there. |
0:18.2 | In doing this, Hollywood is sending a message to the people formerly known as |
0:22.0 | moviegoers. And the message is this, and I quote, screw you, we hate you. Come and see our movies. |
0:28.1 | Die, you scum. Look how pretty we are in our designer gowns. You stink. You're stupid. You live in the |
0:33.5 | Midwest, which has cooties. Please love us. Please read an article about how we sleep with each other |
0:37.8 | and then break up. We hate you. We hate you. We hate you. Pay attention to us. Look, I'm wearing a dress |
0:43.4 | even though I'm a boy. Don't I disgust you? Why don't you love me? Look, I made a movie about boys |
0:48.2 | who sleep with other boys and hate their fathers. Why didn't you go see my movie, Daddy? Because you suck, you stink, you're hateful and awful. |
0:55.8 | Love me, love me, I hate you. |
0:59.2 | Watch my Oscar show where I wear a pretty dress and get a golden statue. |
1:02.6 | Then bugger off and die because you stink, you stink just like my daddy. |
1:03.8 | Die, die, die, die. |
1:05.5 | Love me, love me, die. |
1:07.2 | Unquote. |
1:09.2 | Don't blame me. |
1:11.3 | That's the message from Hollywood. I'm just reading it out loud. |
1:22.9 | Now, to give you an idea of just how few people are going to be watching an award show that was once a shared American cultural moment on the order of the Super Bowl, let me give you a rundown of some of the crappiest nominees. |
1:30.4 | There's The Brutalist, a three and a half hour-half-hour movie about an architect named Laslo Toth, |
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