As we all know, in last November's presidential election, Donald Trump defeated what's her name,

and left Democrats trailing Republicans in popularity by a margin of approximately everybody to nothing.

Now, Democrats are trying to find a new way forward that does not involve finding a new way forward.

Democrat National Committee Chairman Maltzei Muhammad Jihad, Vladimir, Vladimir,

Alahou Akbar, Stalin Giyadh, Muhammad recently addressed the subject in a speech entitled,

How Can They Hate Us When We're So Hep? The speech was delivered to the annual meeting of the future

illegal alien terrorists who hate America of America, or the F-I-A-T-W-H-A and then another A.

Mr. Jihad, who goes by the name of Miss Jihad, and uses the pronouns he and B as in the sentence

he be giving me the he-be-jeebies, told the gathering, quote, it's time to face up to the truth.

We Democrats instigated fatal riots and then pretended they weren't happening.

We opened our borders to criminals and terrorists and pretended that wasn't happening.

We sexually mutilated children in the name of a perverted fantasy.

We censored anyone who disagreed with us and tried to put our political opponents in jail.

And we acted with such weakness and

incompetence overseas that it inspired our enemies to begin wars in both Europe and the Middle East.

Now we must ask ourselves, since we're doing everything perfectly according to plan,

why the hell doesn't the public love us like they should? Unquote. In an attempt to refresh the party's image, the Democrats have turned to 83-year-old

Senator Bernie Sanders, a man who lived through the communist gulags of Russia, the communist

enslavement of Eastern Europe, the communist slaughter in China, and the communist genocide

in Cambodia without once changing his opinion that communism works great, especially in Norway

where they don't have it.

Sanders has been declared the new face of the Democrat Party and has been teamed up with Alexandria

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