The West Wing was evacuated on Sunday after a bag of white powder was discovered in the White House.

The evacuation was brief, however, after officials remembered that Hunter Biden doesn't snort anthrax, as far as we know.

The white powder turned out to be nothing more than a first-son favorite booger sugar.

You know what I'm talking about?

Some Colombian nose candy.

If you catch my drift, a little Yale College baking soda.

If you can infer my meaning, I'm talking about Coke.

Which means that since the president's infamously unrepentant dirtbag of a son had been visiting the White House

that very weekend, a lot of people came to conclusions about how the cocaine got there.

MSNBC, however, is shocked.

And turning to some breaking news, we have just learned that a formal lab has confirmed the

suspicion that that white powdery substance found in the West Wing on Sunday was in fact positive for cocaine.

The discovery led to a brief evacuation of the White House Sunday night.

Joining us now is NBC White House course on Mike Memely.

So Mike, what do things stand now?

This is so unusual.

You and I have covered the White House for years.

I can't even fathom anything like this having been found before in the West Wing.

And I go back to the 70s at the White House.

So this is pretty, pretty wild.

That's absolutely extraordinary, Andrea.

And this new conclusive test confirms what had been the preliminary field test conducted by

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