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That's right, yes. Thanks Rosie. This has been really helpful.

Great, now can I do a poo? Think you started already, haven't you? Yes, I have.

And I want you to enjoy this, that's the plan.

Read the standing orders. Read them and understand them.

Just bully my dog friend Rosie there. She's looking at me with pity, going, oh yeah, okay. Get it out your system.

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Uh oh. Rosie spotted a couple of deer.

And she was thinking about chasing after them, but she gave up after a little bit. They're too big and fast.

Their white tails bobbing up and down. Sorry Rosie, but you have no authority here, Rosie Boxton. None whatsoever.

I'll do it again. Hey, how you doing pod cats? Didn't say hello, did I? It's bitey out here.

We've had a few hours of beast from the east style snow flurries.

Not too bad so far, but it's quite gray, albeit with the sun, trying to poke through a bright spot in the grainess.

Quite windy and the windy has got a snow edge to it.

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