4.9 • 807 Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Blast off, Goosebuddies! Your hosts Paul Ritchey, Chad Quandt, and Kevin Cole read R.L. Stine's Goosebumps 2000 book Earth Geeks Must Go! It is a 'story' about young boy Jacob Miller who finds himself on an alien planet with strange differences than his own. For example, everyone here eats food with arm pit mouths! Gross! To be honest, it's mostly identical to Earth for some reason. People read books with their tongues; is that spooky? Also there are war crimes committed by sentient bugs. Enjoy the episode!
Episode discussion begins at 8:35
OFF TOPICS: Handclaps in songs, falling in love on the internet, Dianne Feinstein's Kid Talk, the Work Generation, why TikTok Homesteaders rely on the very Internet that they hate.
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
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0:00.0 | The |
0:07.0 | The Remember when hand claps were like, we don't need a snare drum anymore? |
0:35.2 | Hand claps. |
0:38.8 | Dark days. Dark days. |
0:39.9 | Dark nights. |
0:40.6 | Jen loves hand claps in a song. |
0:42.9 | In fact, I remember on like her like MySpace or whatever, she had it as like a profile |
0:46.8 | thing where she was like, if a song has handclaps, I'm in. |
0:50.5 | And that's when you were like, because I'm assuming you found her via MySpace, you found |
0:53.6 | your wife. Of course. I'm in love. I'm in love And that's when you were like, because I'm assuming you found her via MySpace. You found your wife. |
0:54.2 | Of course. |
0:54.5 | I'm in love. |
0:55.4 | I'm in love with the collapse. |
0:56.4 | There's a glorified dating site that was MySpace, yes. |
0:59.2 | There have to have been people that fell in love via MySpace, right? |
1:02.9 | Oh, yeah. |
1:03.3 | And are like still together. |
1:04.5 | People have fallen in love on all kinds of places. |
1:07.1 | I hope there are those kinds of people because I feel like that's an interesting story. |
1:11.2 | Think of how much different tech those people have seen together, like through ages. |
1:16.3 | But I think I want to see a really fucked up couple that's still together that got together through Zanga. |
1:21.2 | Oh, man. |
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