It's one of those rare days where I have literally nothing to open this podcast with.

I'm tired.

That's what I'll open with.

I got like the shittiest night's sleep last night.

I mean, I gotta say it was probably our fault, mostly.

Oh, true. Because we were up really late playing hearts. Which we'll get into because there's some

intricacies. Is that the right word? Probably. Yeah, maybe. This is Callie of Rachel. I'm Chris.

I'm Rachel. I was tossing and turning, though. Like, I don't know what was going on. And, like, I was just ready for your alarm to go off this morning because you had the earlier one. Really? I was. I slept through. See, in the morning, I'm sure a lot of you guys can relate. I set a lot of alarms. Yes, like every 15 minutes. And I don't know how it like works out, but like I'll set like four or five different alarms,

but I won't remember a single fucking one of them except for the very last one.

That's why we do this.

But like it's just like I'm thinking like what if like, you know, I don't remember ever getting up

and doing anything with those other alarms.

Like what if I did the same exact thing with those last one I mean that happens sometimes that has happened

I sleep through like the whole fucking day and I'm late for work but like that is this very tense

moment that I hate being a part of but the alarm thing and then suddenly I also like will

randomly have photos of like my alarm going off in my camera roll.

Like, you're screenshotting it?

Yeah, like, I don't know why.

Like, I finally updated my phone to whatever the latest iOS is, and they changed the way, like, the alarms look, and they made the, like, not now button really, really tiny.

And they really want me to snooze but I don't like

using the snooze button because I do set a million alarms I hate using the snooze I

just said alarms I don't trust I don't trust the snooze yeah I don't trust the snooze

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