Well, guys, Mercury is in retrograde.

And I'm drinking so much fucking Gatorade.

That's my opening line.

That's your opening line.

Mercury is in Gatorade.

I'm marking back.

I am Mercury and I'm swimming in blue-ass Gatorade.

Your tongue is blue.

Your poops are blue.

Stop talking about my poops.

Yeah.

I mean, hey, we're just going to go into it.

God damn it.

Hello, guys.

This is Coffee with Crachel.

I'm Rachel.

I'm Chris. And boy, boy, have I had a

fucking week. Have you had a fucking month? Honestly, like, this is, it's not over, and you've had this

for a while. I know. So we didn't have the podcast last week because I was sick. And you're

probably thinking, thinking Rachel you sound

sound good you sound um I'm still sick and it got worse and you're sick of it you know oh let me tell

you I have a very fun and thrilling story to tell you all but first let's get some get some coffee facts. I am not drinking coffee because I can't.

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