All right boys and girls welcome back Sam's army episode 2.149. We got a lot to talk about this week.

Start with headlines, government regulation, FIFA fuckery and MLS all-star game. Weekly what if? A little Ronaldo action.

Premier League we will talk about the top four battle. What used to be the race for fifth maybe not anymore Tommy the terrorist and badass Burnley.

Rest of the world we got Champions League and MLS hitting a minute stoppage times.

And then we'll finish up with stoppage time best bets and everyone's favorite segment. Go as and then stay tuned for a quick chat with good friend of the program Julian Gressel.

Talks about the sudden and unexpected departure of head coach Hernán Lozada from DC United. Stay tuned from that.

Now it is time to welcome in these beauties with me this week. So we will start off with Tyler Terens fresh off ESPN game number two.

So sir were you more nervousist or less more nervous? Were you less nervousist time around?

Yeah I'd say so you know second time around fire just not another game you know just not on W. Jan is just on ESPN and I got you know this time was funny because I didn't like publicize it as much I just tweeted once and I think I had something on my Instagram story.

And I had a lot of people who just like happen to be tuning into into ESPN like maybe before NBA countdown people I haven't heard from in years.

And then it's like one of those ones where it's like oh I remember when you were doing X Y and Z which were all very bad things you know college related stories and now I see you on ESPN like this doesn't really look right to me.

And I'm like well yeah if if the last memory you have of me is doing that on campus then yeah probably does it probably doesn't sit well but yeah overall it was.

It was I felt much more comfortable yet to be completely honest first first one you know as a little shit in my pants a bit but as to be expected.

I have a lot of sort of sex metaphors I suppose you could probably bring up there but we'll just we'll leave it at that letter.

We'll wait for those we'll hold off who else we got Steve Saruti of the ringer is back to tell us what feels like to be enveloped by perpetual sadness as an Everton fan.

So Steve number one thanks for jumping out again but what stage the five stages of grief what stage are you at right now.

Oh I've been in acceptance for months now I told you guys the last three times I've been on the bottom we're going down Everton are going down I've already accepted it.

In fact we can get into this more I think there's a better chance that they catch a lesan they catch Burnley at this point but it's all right I've been looking at like different pet TV packages for the championship next year.

I guess I got to ask you guys if I'm allowed to do my allowed to jump ship and pick a new team I don't even know what the proper protocol is but I guess we'll talk it all through.

I think you are I think you should be able to pick a team just temporarily anyway to like root for you in the Premier League.

No chance no chance.

Listen, Liverpool went down I guarantee you you like hey well it looks like this will obviously never happen but it's it I don't think it's that ridiculous.

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