Ep 2.151: Evil Empire, USMNT CB depth, NLD preview + CCL champ Kelyn Rowe

Sam's Army

Samuel Army

Soccer, Sports

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

HEADLINES: City cements Evil Empire status by signing Haaland and what Miles Robinson's injury means for USMNT at CB.

WWI [23:20]: you could go back in time and change the result of ONE game...

PREMIER LEAGUE [30:15]: Spurs ruining everything, Klopp butthurting, United's joke of a performance vs Brighton, the bleak road forward for Leeds and preview/predictions for North London Daerby (why in the world is Sam so confident?!?)

REST OF WORLD [1:04:20]: "Hit It N Quit It MLS Minute", US Open Cup shoutouts & SUNDERLAND (Haway!)

STOPPAGE TIME [1:10:50]: Best Bets & GOAWs

INTERVIEW [1:18:50]: Sounders' Kelyn Rowe on not expecting to dress for Concacaf Champions League final, why he did anyway, whether he pooped his pants (just a little) being subbed on after 10' in front of 70000 people, thoughts on 16yo Obed Vargas, his Macklemore-inspired but Macklemore-less celly, semi-nude postgame interviews, partying on a Wednesday night in Seattle and the key to turning things around after a slow start to the MLS season. Also, one of the best "Kelyn explains wine to Sam" episodes yet.

Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, boys and girls, welcome back, Sam's Army episode 2.151.
0:10.6	We got a lot to talk about this week.
0:12.2	We got some headlines featuring Erling Holland and Miles Robinson, a weekly what-if, a great
0:18.5	submission from a listener involving time travel.
0:22.9	Primarily we'll talk about Spurs, Spurs in Clop, Complaining, and of course North London
0:28.9	Drunk Derby Preview.
0:31.1	Rest of the world, we got City Madrid, hit and put it MLS Minute and US Open Cup shout-outs
0:35.6	and then finally stoppage time with Best Bats and everyone's favorite segment goes.
0:39.3	And then stay tuned for a fun chat with good friend of the program and newly minted
0:43.7	Conccaf Champions League Champion, Kellen Roe.
0:47.1	Talk about the game, the celebration, and whether it boosted his DM slide conversion rate.
0:52.2	Stick around for that.
0:53.7	But now it is time to welcome in these beauties here with me.
0:56.1	I got a bunch of OGs this week, looks good, looks good on the screen here you guys can't
1:00.8	see them.
1:01.8	But we got Tweedle number one, Mitchell Goulet, you've are newly, relatively, newly back from
1:08.0	Vegas, give us a Vegas story.
1:10.5	I got to film with Rob Grunkowski and he spiked the subway sub right in my face, covered
1:18.0	me in sandwich ingredients, and I've never been happier.
1:21.3	Nice, very nice, you have nothing but subway stories, by the way, something you use to
1:26.0	do.
1:27.0	Oh yeah, forgot about the crying one too.
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