Do we even know how to do this anymore?

Do what?

What are you talking?

It's been a minute.

Are we recording?

Yeah, this is me and that's a microphone and that's you Bethie and it's

Ross here and hi and it's been a minute to everybody since we've done an episode and

you know I don't like that I do not.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No I don't so we to get to that. I'll fill you and do you see what I'm doing right now? Do you see what I'm doing?

You're lotioning your fingers. I'm lotioning the lotioning the lotion on the fingers.

Yes, every single crevice of my body I'm a lotioning what because I'm I was in

we you know I was in the pool all day yesterday.

Yes, you were with your nephews.

Yeah, no, that was the day before.

I was in the pool with the nephews the day before yesterday.

I had like, you know, a bunch of gays over to the house a bunch of my friends and we were in the pool

I'll to oh my gaz you know so much going on so much to fill you in on I feel like it's been

forever we have updates I there's things about you I don't even know what's going on are you ready to share with everybody ready to do this Bethi hold on I would push the button to play the song but my hand would just slide off because there's so much lotion on my hands.

So okay, but you ready to do this?

Hello, I'm Ross Matthews. And I'm Ross's bestie since high school Bethy Hungerford and even though we live on opposite sides of the country we talk on the phone every single day and what do we talk about most?

Food! Yes, food!

And you're non-existent dating life.

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