This is an advert for Squarespace.

I took one look at that website and I knew that the woman I have been living with is not my wife.

I'd never been any good with computers, so when I showed the website that I had built to sell my paintings to Tom, he just refused to believe

that I had made it. And he started telling people that the government had taken his wife and

replaced her with an AI.

But Debbie had made the website herself.

After hearing an advert on a podcast,

she had visited Squarespace.com slash Buxton and done a free trial.

They had all these professional looking templates there so I chose one I liked and I started

typing into it and then I dragged in some pictures I uploaded a video before I

knew it I had a website I've seen the matrix I know that you need big green numbers

and a long leather coat to build a website it's just not that easy.

But it was that easy and when Debbie decided she wanted to purchase her new website

she remembered the offer code from the podcast. I typed in Buxton and I saved 10% I was jumping up and

down and shouting in your face at Tom and it was around then that he started with the

conspiracy theory.

Why don't you go to square space.com slash Buxton Tom

and you could see how easy it is to build your own website?

Because that's exactly what they want me to do.

I added one more podcast to the giant podcast bin.

Now you have plucked that podcast out and started listening.

I took my microphone and found some human folk. Then I

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