Hello everybody, welcome to Jumping in Elevator, the podcast where I, Mike from the

channel, Mike's Mike, talk about the things that you want to know more about but you can't

bother researching the yourself.

Today I have a plethora of topics to talk about.

There is so much to discuss, but first of all special welcome to chainsaw, one of my

top tier patrons, you know what chainsaw, I hope all your devices that require batteries,

the batteries are fully charged, nothing worse than using the remote for the TV and the

batteries are dead.

Like this in this economy, so unnecessary, it's a targeted attack, when that happens to

me, I get personally offended.

So I hope that's not happening to you, I hope your batteries are charged.

And to everyone else, I hope you're doing fantastic, yeah, we are in fact three months

into the year and we don't need to talk about that anymore.

Again, you know how I feel about months, they have no value to me, I appreciate days,

I appreciate years, months, can honestly choke, okay?

Great.

Alright, so the list of topics today, we're going kind of all over the place.

I want to talk about the Varsity Blues documentary that was on Netflix, I want to talk about

Drag Race UK season two because they announced the winner, but obviously I'll give a spoiler

warning before I talk about that.

I'll probably do it at the end of the episode so you don't need to stress.

I'll also be talking about my bad haircut and a couple of other things as well.

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