I'm never ready for it somehow. I don't even know why.

That's weird.

Welcome back to another episode of fishing after dark with the beard and the bad ladies and

gentlemen. And as always the podcast is brought to you by our good friends at Carl's

bait and tackle aka shopcarls.com. What was the last thing you bought from shopcarls.com?

A hound.

Nice. I think I bought like some bandito bugs or something.

Nice.

Nice. Well, if you guys didn't know shopcarls.com is a great place on the internet to find

stuff. It's like a local tackle shop basically. But they're always running crazy deals, crazy

sales. If you're a Carl's Club member, you get 30% off just about everything on the website.

So we're going to talk to you more about them later on in the podcast. In fact, I think

we have a special mystery tackle box offer for our listeners, but we'll talk about that

a little bit later. Today's kind of a somber day, man.

It is a somber day. Not only for the reason you're thinking, we also had a subscriber go through

a traumatic event and I need to share it with you. Oh, really? Yes.

Oh, so we're not only going to read some Apple reviews, but we're also going to get a personal

subscriber story in here. Yes. Three days ago, it's about 11.30 p.m. It's kind of my do-do

time, right? 11.30 p.m. Yeah, I'm kind of a night owl. I thought any time was a poop

time for you. Did you just poop like eight o'clock in the morning? Anyways, go ahead. You're

wrong for that. So I check my emails, I typically do business in the bathroom. You know how it is.

For sure. That's a great time to check emails. So we had a guy, I'm not going to say his name

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