Welcome to the off menu podcast, peeling the banana of the internet.

That's what I got this week.

That's a gamble, my name is James Acaster.

We were banana, I guess.

Yeah, we're a banana. I was just trying to work out whether I should do a fruit salad and I thought that's a bit involved because I need load of these intros. So why not just do it fruit by fruit?

So that this is the first of the series? Yeah, it could be, but I mean all the

episodes come out in a different order so this is the first one but you might be

hearing this way after we've we've broadcast some of the other fruits and fruit

salad.

Yeah, and then eventually I guess you will say,

welcome to do with a menu podcast,

we've got ourselves a fruit salad.

We've got ourselves a fruit salad, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So that will be on an episode that you've either heard or

Eddie or is coming up and the intro will simply be, welcome to the off-meny

podcast, you got yourself a fruit salad. Yeah, then when Ed has done that if you the

listeners consented all the ingredients of the fruit salad that he's already said

you send it to Benito. You get a signed chopping board by the great Benito

or side the chopping board and send it to you.

But you have to send him all of the fruits in order that we recorded them in.

Yeah, because I will say that's the second fruit going in for the next time I do it.

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