Ep 252 | Tinder MILF or Cougar?, Jeffy's Age, & Chuck E. Cheese Gets a Facelift

Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher

Blaze Podcast Network

News Commentary, Society & Culture, Daily News, News

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Get your lashes check because you might have some lice or maybe wash your face. Kris Cruz is getting a emotional support animal? Jeffy goes down the list of his disabilities to make sure he needs that emotional support animal. Internet dating has no age limit and today we find that out when a mother is getting more booty than her sons. Cindy's mom (Joy) is a subscriber and she got a S/O from Jeffy, but he gets offended because Cindy mentioned her age. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And now a Blaze Media Podcast.
0:05.0	Your eyes burn.
0:07.0	They itch, they water.
0:10.0	They're red.
0:11.0	Your vision can fluctuate and become blurry.
0:15.0	Those sound like dry eye symptoms, but no.
0:20.0	It's actually a living creature lurking in your lashes.
0:25.0	I would say, get your eyes checked, because they're about half the size of a grain of salt and you have to be able to find
0:36.2	them only in an exam. Now some people have other little things like crabs and all kinds of stuff but this is this is
0:46.9	lice. So if you're having if you have fake eyelashes. Wash, clean. Don't just leave them on your eyes. Don't just
0:58.3	take them off and throw them in your little Petri dish on your sink.
1:02.9	Wash them because otherwise. Yeah, little lice crawling around in your eyes.
1:17.0	Mm.
1:18.0	The lice crawling around in your eyes.
1:21.0	Hmm. Mm. Yes. Are you winking at me baby?
1:25.0	No, no, you just got something in your eye?
1:30.0	Oh, okay.
1:31.0	Mm. I know, okay. I can't. I can't.
1:40.0	Eyelash, life, hoo.
1:45.0	Nasty.
1:49.0	Everybody has all little things crawling around on.
1:52.0	Like if you bring your eyelashes down in front of your eyes,
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