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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep. #304: The Wit of the Stairs

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

It's not just immigrants getting detained at the Mexico/American border. Doug welcomes back Valentina to detail her ordeal with a Border Checkpoint stop and what they are getting away with everyday. Jonathan, Tom Konopka and Chaille are along for the ride.

Recorded Feb. 23rd, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Valentina, Jonathan (@JonMikhailovich), Tom Konopka (@realTomKonopka), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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LINKS -

Go out and get “American Prison: A Reporter's Undercover Journey into the Business of Punishment” by Shane Bauer - [https://amzn.to/2JEI6mu](https://amzn.to/2JEI6mu)

Join Brett Erickson, Andy Andrist as the entertain audience members Chaille, Tracey & Chad at the Alaska B4UDie Comedy Festival, Anchorage, Alaska April 2-7, 2019 - [https://www.alaskab4udiefest.com/](https://www.alaskab4udiefest.com/)

Check out Chad's Twitch feed – [Twitch.tv/HD_Fatty](http://Twitch.tv/HD_Fatty)

We like what they are doing over at [http://www.FIRRP.org](http://www.FIRRP.org) - Check it out

Support the Innocence Project - [http://www.innocenceproject.org](http://www.innocenceproject.org)

Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and Performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - . Check him out - [https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant](https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant)

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.

0:13.6

Let's hit it!

0:15.5

A lot of you people might be wondering where is Chad Shank during all these podcasts?

0:22.2

Well maybe we did him all in a row because we were having a fantastic day drinking.

0:28.0

Chad Shank, a beloved member of the podcast, don't worry, we'll still pay him out.

0:33.8

But yeah, we had to get some shit out because we're all going to be gone.

0:38.1

We are gone.

0:39.1

Are you listening to this?

0:41.0

We're fucking gone.

0:42.6

Literally and figure.

0:44.8

Tom Kanapka's here.

0:45.8

Jonathan Shortis here.

0:47.4

Chaley's always here, but he's not always here.

0:50.8

Hence the reason we have to do all this shit in the same day.

0:56.5

They're called Evergreens, meaning you don't know that we taped this a month ago or more.

1:02.0

Oh shit!

1:03.0

I just let that cat out of the bag!

1:06.0

I let the cat out of the bag!

1:11.0

Valentina Restrepo, who wants her full name used, I talked to her because you've probably

1:18.8

heard us mention this incident on a couple of podcasts where Valentina Restrepo, from

1:25.8

the FRIP, Florence Immigrant and Refugee Rights Project.

1:32.8

If you haven't heard that podcast, she's a lawyer that focuses specifically the most

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