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🗓️ 12 April 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
0:14.1 | Look at Gump's funny little alfalfa sprout coming off. |
0:18.6 | Well, I'm gonna get your haircut tomorrow, but yeah, you definitely need it. |
0:22.5 | We both need haircuts. |
0:24.4 | I'm taking Gump on an excursion of sorts. |
0:29.0 | Where are you going? |
0:30.6 | Well, we're gonna go do open mic in a city near us. |
0:36.7 | Gump's done open mic once. |
0:39.4 | Did you see it? |
0:41.0 | No, no, he didn't want me to see it. |
0:43.6 | And since I'm going to open mic now, I feel like when I go to open mics now, |
0:49.7 | I feel like it's rehab. |
0:52.4 | Two in a row. |
0:53.5 | You're not, you've only been to two. |
0:55.8 | You hope we don't know when this is coming out. |
0:57.8 | I did talk about this on some podcast, but you're going away. |
1:01.4 | Yeah. |
1:02.4 | If the timeline is jumbled, people go fuck yourself. |
1:05.6 | Yeah. |
1:06.6 | You don't even have to make sense. |
1:07.9 | That's fucking billboard. |
1:11.2 | You can't coin, go fuck yourself. |
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