Ep. #308: Back in the FunHouse with All the Kids

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2019

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

After 7 long weeks, Doug, Chad Shank and the Trailles are all back together in the FunHouse. Chad and Chaille recap their trip up to Alaska, Doug spills on his UK adventure and we get the latest on Rev. Derrick's overpriced eyeball. This is a long one.

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Recorded Feb. 23rd, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), Rev. Derrick (@Derick4Mayor), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.This episode is sponsored by

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:13.1	You know these dogs are getting cataract surgery for way cheaper.
0:16.3	Not even a real vet.
0:18.3	Derek's not even picky.
0:20.3	Yeah.
0:21.7	You know what makes me feel fun to me a lot more fun is if they made a thing where you
0:28.3	could you could get other people to pile on and shame other people for what they've
0:33.2	donated money to.
0:34.5	Like I have cancer and you're donating to their fucking wedding fund.
0:38.7	You're basically like, you know, it's when you can shame people to the, and they're,
0:42.5	I do, I'm going to switch my money over to the cancer dude.
0:46.0	The problem is when I have to promote a go fund meet for political reasons, I get
0:53.1	a comic or it's Derek or something.
0:56.4	So we have a pretend to care about it.
0:57.9	Hey, this is fucking kid who's fucking living on an iron lung and well, you just promoted
1:05.0	deal some fucking dumb thing I promoted.
1:08.9	So I can't do that.
1:11.6	Or kind of like that.
1:15.7	I made it.
1:16.7	I'll never go to another wedding or funeral announcement back on when websites were
1:20.1	pertinent.
1:21.1	I've already sworn that off.
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