Ep. #316: Busted Skulls
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2019
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
Bid on Bingo's Recumbant Trike on eBay. All proceeds benefit the Homestretch Foundation - https://www.ebay.com/itm/Comedian-Doug-Stanhopes-Catrike-Recumbent-benefitting-Homestretch-Foundation/392309441262
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Recorded May 11th, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Kathryn Bertine (@KathrynBertine), Old Unkle Tom, Chad Shank (@hdfatty), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and Performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm gonna do this so you don't have to see me. |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah, we're gonna get a bigger microphone. |
| 0:18.0 | Huge pillow. |
| 0:19.0 | We're gonna put over the mic for his windscreen. |
| 0:25.0 | Why does Shade have a tag in front of this face? |
| 0:30.0 | Priceless pillows. |
| 0:34.0 | Priceless pillows. |
| 0:35.0 | Get a priceless pillow. |
| 0:36.0 | They're good. |
| 0:37.0 | I stole a pillow from that hotel I stay in. |
| 0:42.0 | When I got back from this road trip, I was so comfortable in that god damped, |
| 0:47.0 | I overstayed my welcome past checkout. |
| 0:51.0 | And we always used to bingo always would steal a pillow from that place. |
| 0:56.0 | Well, to be fair, most of the time she would trade up. |
| 1:00.0 | She'd bring in some slippery pillow, switch out the pillow casing and walk out. |
| 1:08.0 | And then years later we found out from the people in the bar that we knew. |
| 1:12.0 | They said, oh no, housing, housekeeping knows you do that. |
| 1:16.0 | They talk about it in meetings. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, every time you stay here and I think I was talking to Catherine Bertine, |
| 1:25.0 | who has not yet had a permanent nickname, but we've gone with the catamaran, |
| 1:33.0 | catmandu, libertine. |
| 1:35.0 | I like that one. |
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